OMG Cottage Cheese!

OMG!!! The boy is giving me cottage cheese!!!

Of course he has to make me dance for it.

It's so good . . . . . .

Gotta get it all!!!

MY fabric!

Dis mine! Gimmie! I shoot you with my lazer eyes!

Pew pew!

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I don't know why mom finds my sleeping positions so amusing . . . .

Damn my spicy lips . . .

So yeah. Mom and Dad had some delicious food. I think they called it . . . posole. I wanted some. They made me stand for it.

It was yummy. And spicy as HELL!!!

So I had to lick the kitchen floor. To get the spice off.

And the carpet. (they wouldn't let me bring in mulch)

And then I chewed some fabric. With my evil lazer eyes. To show how disgruntled I was about the spice.

My presents. Find your own.

My Christmas presents are the bomb diggity. I ate my bear's nose. It was delicious.

And I like the color blue. Apparently. At least mom thinks so.

Whatever. I'm gonna eat my rope now.

Mom is mad at her camera

So yeah. Mom's apparently mad at her camera. I guess it's taking longer than normal to focus, take a picture, and process said picture. And the night pic function isn't really working. And most of the pics she takes are grainy. And 2 of her friends, who have the exact same camera, are having the same problems with theirs.

Here's how much I care:

Were you saying something? Sorry - I wasn't paying attention.

Yes, I know your camera is only 2 years old. However, I have this lovely bone that's just waiting to be thrown.

This bone right here. By my feet. Really. You can't miss it.

Okay. Seriously. Stop whinning about you camera and throw my bone already!!

Snuggle

Yep. I rule the house. Snuggled on the couch. In mommy's blanket. That I stole from her.

*snicker*

Project 365

Because I love cupcakes ever so much!

Project 365

Jeremy never wants Zan on the bed. Like, EVER. So whenever he's not around, she chooses to sleep on his pillow. :) That's a win for Zan!

Zan Likes Mice - Because She's Icky

Yay! It's Zan! Carrying a dead mouse. She's become quite the rodent killer. My newest piece of digital art! I used layers on this one, and I'm kinda getting the hang of them. I used Gimp. But I can't find any good tutorials for it. I find AWESOME ones for photoshop, but alas, I do not have photoshop.

I'm pretty happy with it. The more I practice, the better I get!!

Project 365

Zan's first official kill. A field mouse. Delightful, isn't it?

She sure as hell better not get the plague . . . .icky plague dog.

Project 365

Zan is toasty and icky!

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Ick.

Project 365

Zan is questioning your loyalty to her. Perhaps you should give her a cheeseburger.
It's for your own safety.
She has laser eyes.
And icky Dorito-smelling toes.

Project 365

Zan says "pbbbbbbbbbtttt!"

Project 365 - ZAN!

Well, Zan and Ayden.

Ayden loves feeding Zan. And Zan loves eating food, so it works out well. You can see Zan's expectant nose on the right there.

Yeah, I don't know. I told Ayden to give Zan a kiss and he went for her rump. It looks like he's sniffing her butt. Classy!

Wait for it . . . . . wait for it . . . . .

OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!! Zan likes ham!

And Ayden loves Zan! Though he looks a little angry in this pic. maybe because he kissed her butt earlier . . .

Project 365 - Zan the Icky Evil Killer!

Zan killed her rawhide chewy this morning! Now she's rolling around in her spoils! See her evil laser eyes? Rawr!

And here's her attacking the chewy:

Om nom nom nom!!!!!