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Thursday, December 22, 2011

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

My shirt is bad-ass.

It says: Zombies hate that I am so awesome.

Which is true.

My very good friend got it for me. Because she is full of WIN! It's from tinaseamonster. Who will be my Feature Friday this week.

So I had to be obnoxious and take lots of pics of me wearing it.

Om nom . . .brains . . . .nom nom nom.

Ayden is in the background. He's jealous of my new shirt. And so are you.

I wear my seatbelt because I'm a responsible adult.

Who is obsessed with zombies.

By the way, did you notice how grainy the pictures are? Stupid &*%$@# camera.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

I like to think that each one of us has irrational fears. Even if it's just one. Even if we don't admit it to the people around us.

Or at least thinking that makes me feel better.

See, I have A LOT of irrational fears. Most of them ridiculously dumb. Well, okay, ALL of then ridiculously dumb.

I'm going to share one of them with you. The one my hubby makes fun of me the most for.

I am CONVINCED that if I open my eyes underwater in a swimming pool, there will be a shark, and it will eat me.

I'm dead serious. I've had this fear since I was a little kid.

See, I'll be in a pool, having fun, minding my own business . . .

I duck underwater to wet my hair . . .

I'm all happy . . . . but I feel watched. I open my eyes.

OMG is it behind me? Is there a shark behind me?

OMFG A SHARK IN THE POOL!!! THERE'S AN EFFING SHARK IN THE POOL!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?

Don't judge me. I can't help it if there's sharks in swimming pools waiting to eat me. Maybe people should spend more time cleaning their pools. Then there wouldn't be such a problem with sharks in them.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Craigslist rules

Found on Craigslist for Colorado Springs:

"Thats right, you read the title correctly!!!! THIS WILL BE THE BADDEST VACUUM YOU EVER HAVE BOUGHTON FROM CRAIGSLIST. ITS A BADASS BISSEL, NOT NO SISSY BISSEL.

I'm pretty sure it has a jet engine that's designed to suck a golf ball through a straw, it's only compitition is a black hole, but lets face, we'll never be able to test this theory, unless, of course your Chuck Norris.

If it wasnt for this superstrength cargo net, my dog would have been sucked right up. Currently it's set up to run off of your standard 110v outlet, but i'm pretty sure you can buy an add on to convert it to jet fuel, but i just didnt want my house smelling like burnt jet fuel.

It's also bagless, so that means you can suck the dirt up inside your house and send it packin right back outside. THERES NO ROOM FOR DIRT IN MY HOUSE (Thats what you say when you dump the canister out)

It has a couple attachments, like a magical wand that extends the sucking distance by like 5 ft and it also comes with a little brush sucker thingy, i dont have the manual so i'm just giving its descriptive name.

I'm saving up to buy a black hole from Chuck so every penny counts.

Thanks for looking If you inquire about my product and then decide your not manly enough to handle that much sucking power, please let me know so I can sell it to someone else. NO HARD FEELINGS."

Here's the linky, in case you can't enlarge the pic.