Zombie Bunny

My newest zombie bunny! And by far my favorite that I've made.

He's got half of his face ripped off!!! Look! Exposed bone!!!!!

He's pretty awesome. All green with the zombie plague. AND, he's available in my Etsy Shop!

Zombie Raccoon

Oh yes. A very plump and happy zombie raccoon. Ready to eat all your innards.

I used a real raccoon tail on him just for fun! I mean, why not?

See? Look how fat he is!!! So cute! He's available in my Etsy Shop!

Zombie Pig

I made a zombie pig recently. He's enjoying himself a nice baby chick.

Om nom nom nom! Look at that blood!

He's available in my Etsy Shop!

ZOMBIE Deer Plush!!

You read that right. Yesterday I showed you my new deer. And today, you get to see zombie deer!!! This is my first zombdeer! He sold in 20 minutes!

Zombdeer number 2 . . . .

And an albino zombdeer!!!

The second 2 are available in my shop!

New Zombies!

I haven't been blogging, but I HAVE been making things!!

New zombie bunnies!! Yay!!!

More New Stuff!

I got 2 more new items in my shop, and then promptly sold 2!!

OMG ZOMBIE PANDA!!!!

He's so cute . . . .

And my new rat Sasha - who found a new home about 2 hours after I posted her!

My shirt is bad-ass.

It says: Zombies hate that I am so awesome.

Which is true.

My very good friend got it for me. Because she is full of WIN! It's from tinaseamonster. Who will be my Feature Friday this week.

So I had to be obnoxious and take lots of pics of me wearing it.

Om nom . . .brains . . . .nom nom nom.

Ayden is in the background. He's jealous of my new shirt. And so are you.

I wear my seatbelt because I'm a responsible adult.

Who is obsessed with zombies.

By the way, did you notice how grainy the pictures are? Stupid &*%$@# camera.

Murder Mystery Part 2

I think what was so fun about the murder mystery is that it was completely unscripted. You were given background info on your character and, after the murder, confidential info that your character knew. Then it was your job to mingle, ask questions, bribe, and blackmail to get answers to solve the murder.

And Jeremy and I had no idea who the killer was either. We were just as much in the dark.

Here's Jeremy and our friend Amy.

Sarah, looking sassy as ever!

Arrrrrrrrrr! Louise be a dastardly pirate!

Jeremy (sans mask) and I. Oh. And that evil pirate trying to chop off his head.

Oh noes!!!! Heather and Jeremy were murdered!!!

Yep. That's Papa Smurf.

Me and my peeps!

And no one solve the murder!!!!! When the solution was read we were all in shock. It was the last person we expected. In fact, most everyone thought I was the murderer!

So much fun!! We will definitely be hosting another one!

Dead Man's Party

Made by Zed's Zombie Ranch.

ZOMBIE CRAWL!!!

Each year Denver has a zombie crawl close to Halloween. What's a zombie crawl you ask?

Only some of the most awesome fun ever!!!

Basically, a bunch of people get dressed up like zombies and wander the streets of Denver.

And you bet your sweet bippy we went!

I was a zombie hunter, but alas, I got bit. And turned.

This handsome devil is my hubby. His costume was a big hit!

And Ayden, of course, was Spiderman.

Some of the costumes were fantastically elaborate!

There were over 7000 people at the crawl. We'll be making this a yearly tradition.

Feature Friday - Pumpkin Hollow

I can't let Halloween pass without featuring one of my all time favorite shops - Pumpkin Hollow!

Oh MAN the delightful Halloween goodies!!!!

GAAAAAAAAAAA!!! The adorable pumpkins!!!!!

Pumpkin Hollow is a husband and wife team. "Bean" (the misses) makes the cute pumpkins while her hubby, "Rot", makes the more gruesome stuff. The guy pictured above is a collaberation of the two!

Yep! This groundbreaker is by Rot!!!

I love these guys! I highly recommend that you check out Pumpkin Hollow.

You also need to check out their blogs!!! Pumpkinrot and Pumpkin Hollow. Well, and they have a third blog too!

Project 365

A candid shot from our Halloween photoshoot on Sunday with our friend Freddie. We're doing a post-apocolyptic zombie theme. And yes, that's a green screen behind me. Freddie will be photoshopping in backgrounds and whatnot. He's an amazing photographer and does wonderful things with photoshop.

The finished pics will be EPIC!!!!!

Actual things my son has said

If you have kids, especially toddlers, you know they can say some funny and weird things. My son Ayden, being my son, can say some really off the wall stuff. Enjoy!

"A monster took my beer! Come here monster! Give me back my beer!"

"My poop wants to stay in my butt."

"The grasshopper barfed on me."

"Mommy, I want the spider in my eye."

"He's not dead, mommy. He's just sleeping. He's okay." (said after he squished a bug)

"Stop being loud or the emergency will come and take you to jail."

"Yesterday, at school, there was an alligator and he ate me." (he doesn't go to school)

"Daddy, come fold laundry with me." (yes, he likes folding laundry)

"You can't take off my head 'cause it has bones in it. And then I'd be a zombie."

"Zombies eat babies."

"I saw a zombie and I said oh no a zombie no!!! And I shot him! You shoot the zombies!"

"The zombie will come and get you and make you dead."

"Zan the icky poop dog!" (which is true)

"Spiderman is proud of me for pooping. Zan isn't proud. She poops outside."

"Look mommy! Jesus has a slide! I wanted to go there . . ." (said anytime we pass a church)

I know I'm going to be getting A LOT of phone calls when he goes to preschool, kindergarten, grade school . . . . .

But like I said, he is my son, so it's only natural!

Dirk the Zombie Dog

My latest little zombie . . . . . DIRK!!!!

Ayden named him. Which is surprising. Every time I ask him to name something, he just says what it is. His monkey is named monkey, his ladybug is named ladybug . . . .you get the idea.

So when I asked him what we should call the zombie dog, and he yelled out "Dirk", I was shocked!!

Meet Dirk, my little zombie dog!

Isn't he freaking adorable?????? With his head cocked, all inquisative looking . . . .

He's all "I can haz brainz?"

Awwwwwww, little ribbies!

He IS available for adoption - if you think you can handle him!!

Check out my shop!

Or dirk's adoption page!

Project 365

Having fun with Gimp!!! Nothin' better than a zombie bunny!

My latest zombie bunny

Here he is! My latest zombie bunny!

He's pretty hard core. I mean, come on. He's got a lion head.

Om nom nom!

Albino Zombie Squirrel

Yes. It had to be done.

An albino zombie squirrel.

His tail is just vertebrae, and he's holding onto a kidney with the ureter still attached.

Om nom nom! Kidneys are gooooood!

I like him. I think he's cute!