Zombie Walrus!

Why yes, yes I did make a zombie walrus! And of course I think he looks like Jaime Hyneman from Mythbusters. Come on, every walrus looks like Jaime!

He's rather intimidating, yeah? I'd certainly hate to meet up with him. Well, except if we were on land. I've heard a rumor that walrus are slow on land, all bulky and awkward. 

Look at that kissable face! Never mind the blood and fishy smell. Kiss him!

Available in my Etsy Shop

Zombie Chicken

Oh yes. I made a zombie chicken of DOOM! Available in my Etsy shop!

New Critters I made!

Both of these were for custom orders - from sisters no less!

A zombie bunny with a dead ermine (weasel), and a zombie kitty with a decapitated ermine. I especially love how the kitty turned out. I think she looks so sweet and innocent. Probably so she can kill and eat you, but, whatever. I'm not here to judge.

They're both sold, and both were a blast to make!
Remember - I'm always up for custom orders!

New Zombie Bunny

This guy is quite creepy. Check out those chompers.

His chompers and jaw bits are made with polymer clay. His smile is a bit unearving.

And he's available in my Etsy shop!

What have I been up to?

I've had quite a few custom orders as of late. Mostly from people on Deviant Art. This latest plush I finished is one of the most difficult plushies I've done. Not necessarily because of a difficult, technical pattern, but because for some reason I just found making a hyena hard.

It took me awhile to draft the pattern. I looked at sooooooo many reference pictures of hyenas. After I had the pattern drafted, and the basic plush sewn up, I had to zombify him. See, the hyena is a character named Vosha - a zombie hyena with bat wings. He has just bones for the front legs, muscle showing on his rear right leg, and empty eye sockets. The front legs were the most difficult. I started with all fabric - and hated the look. Then, I did all pipe cleaners but the legs couldn't support the weight of the plush. So I settled on a combo of both fabric and pipe cleaners.

Next, the markings. I did them with markers. Yay! And yes, that's totally a maggot in his eye socket. Just for good measure.

Yep. More new zombies from me.

Been productive lately! A zombie dog!

Zombie Easter chicks!! And a zombie ermine!! Aka weasel! All available in my shop!

A new Zombie Bunny!

My newest little zombie critter. Another zombie bunny full of WIN and undead AWESOMENESS!!

You can see more of him in my shop!

New Rats!

Made 2 new ratties for my shop! Yay!!

This little gal is Kiwi. She likes pie.

And Kevin. He's terribly cute!

You can see them both in my shop!

I made MYSELF a plushie!

Yes I did.

This is Bug. My voodoo bunny. I draw him too.

He's too freaking cute to NOT be a plush!!!!

And he's soft. I wuvs him.

New Stuff!

Zombie RACCOON!!!! OMG!

He's all fat and happy!

With maggots! How precious . . . . .

I MADE A DEMON HORSE WITH A GIMP MASK!!!

Hell yeah!!! I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO made a demon horse with a REMOVABLE GIMP MASK!!!!!!

Oh yeah - and he has a penis.

He looks pretty normal here . . . .albeit with bulgy eyes and removable bondage collar . . .

Holy gimp mask, Batman!!!!!!

Gratuitous genital shot . . . .the papparazzi are all over this one . . . .will probably be all over the tabloids . . . . .

So, my friend Jared has been bugging me to make a plush version of the demon horse that's outsid of Denver International Airport.

Ahhhhhh, there he is . . . .

The one thing Jared kept begging for was a huge cock.

So I made it. With a cock. And a removable gimp mask. And bondage collar. And I named him Jared after my friend.

Because I'm awesome.

Find him in my shop!

More new stuff!!!

First up is Bishop the rat. He's a big fan of Sweatin' to the Oldies! He even has his own sweat band so that he doesn't drip on your stuff. Because he's considerate like that.

And next up is my zombie weasel. He's freaking adorable! And loves brains.

Both are up in my shop!!

Dirk the Zombie Dog

My latest little zombie . . . . . DIRK!!!!

Ayden named him. Which is surprising. Every time I ask him to name something, he just says what it is. His monkey is named monkey, his ladybug is named ladybug . . . .you get the idea.

So when I asked him what we should call the zombie dog, and he yelled out "Dirk", I was shocked!!

Meet Dirk, my little zombie dog!

Isn't he freaking adorable?????? With his head cocked, all inquisative looking . . . .

He's all "I can haz brainz?"

Awwwwwww, little ribbies!

He IS available for adoption - if you think you can handle him!!

Check out my shop!

Or dirk's adoption page!

My latest zombie bunny

Here he is! My latest zombie bunny!

He's pretty hard core. I mean, come on. He's got a lion head.

Om nom nom!