I MADE A DEMON HORSE WITH A GIMP MASK!!!

Hell yeah!!! I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO made a demon horse with a REMOVABLE GIMP MASK!!!!!!

Oh yeah - and he has a penis.

He looks pretty normal here . . . .albeit with bulgy eyes and removable bondage collar . . .

Holy gimp mask, Batman!!!!!!

Gratuitous genital shot . . . .the papparazzi are all over this one . . . .will probably be all over the tabloids . . . . .

So, my friend Jared has been bugging me to make a plush version of the demon horse that's outsid of Denver International Airport.

Ahhhhhh, there he is . . . .

The one thing Jared kept begging for was a huge cock.

So I made it. With a cock. And a removable gimp mask. And bondage collar. And I named him Jared after my friend.

Because I'm awesome.

Find him in my shop!

Project 365

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

This is Johnston! He's not mine - he's fan art!!!!

Johnston is a character of GriffSnuff on Deviantart. She is EPIC SAUCE!!!

You HAVE to watch the Johnston animated video she made - it's sooooo freaking funny!!

Also, check out her art - she's fantastic!

Okay . . . .bye!!!

Project 365 - Self Portrait

Why is my self portrait a horse (or, more accurately, the horse's ass)?

Let me tell you a story. Last night Jeremy and I are getting ready for bed (no, it's not that kind of story). He kind of gets in my way, like he wants a hug or something. So I go to give him a hug and he moves back a little and turns his head side to side, and looks up, staring at me the whole time. So I'm all, dude, what are you doing? And he's all, "if I was a chick, I'd be very upset right now." (and I'm thinking, if you were a chick, I'd totally be a lesbian, and how the hell did you impregnate me 4 years ago??). And he's still kinda looking up so I look at the ceiling, and I'm all, what? Is there something on the ceiling? Are there spiders? There had better not be any spiders, and he puts his hands on his face. Then I'm all Oh. My. God. You freaking shaved!! And he's all, "see? You don't even notice these things." Hey - I notice things. Just apparently not the obvious things.

So, we've been together for 10 years. 10 YEARS. And for the whole 10 years he's had a goatee. Duuuuuuuuuude, he shaved off his goatee and I didn't notice!

So I'm an oblivious horse's ass.

But I'm still awesome.