Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Project 365

This zombie kitty will be going to a new home very soon. I'm doing an art trade with a very talented painter. Yay! She's doing a painting of a sparrow for me, and she wanted a zombie cat from me.
She LOVES her cat! I can't wait to see the painting she does for me!!

Monday, August 30, 2010

Project 365


A candid shot from our Halloween photoshoot on Sunday with our friend Freddie. We're doing a post-apocolyptic zombie theme. And yes, that's a green screen behind me. Freddie will be photoshopping in backgrounds and whatnot. He's an amazing photographer and does wonderful things with photoshop.
The finished pics will be EPIC!!!!!

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Project 365

The 28th. ayden loves chalk!



The 29th. Homemade s'mores cupcakes!!!! My friend Heather made them and they are heaven.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Actual things my son has said

If you have kids, especially toddlers, you know they can say some funny and weird things. My son Ayden, being my son, can say some really off the wall stuff. Enjoy!

"A monster took my beer! Come here monster! Give me back my beer!"

"My poop wants to stay in my butt."

"The grasshopper barfed on me."

"Mommy, I want the spider in my eye."

"He's not dead, mommy. He's just sleeping. He's okay." (said after he squished a bug)

"Stop being loud or the emergency will come and take you to jail."

"Yesterday, at school, there was an alligator and he ate me." (he doesn't go to school)

"Daddy, come fold laundry with me." (yes, he likes folding laundry)

"You can't take off my head 'cause it has bones in it. And then I'd be a zombie."

"Zombies eat babies."

"I saw a zombie and I said oh no a zombie no!!! And I shot him! You shoot the zombies!"

"The zombie will come and get you and make you dead."

"Zan the icky poop dog!" (which is true)

"Spiderman is proud of me for pooping. Zan isn't proud. She poops outside."

"Look mommy! Jesus has a slide! I wanted to go there . . ." (said anytime we pass a church)

I know I'm going to be getting A LOT of phone calls when he goes to preschool, kindergarten, grade school . . . . .

But like I said, he is my son, so it's only natural!

Project 365

ALMOST caught the shot without being blurry!

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Project 365


Ayden playing my iPod. He's waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good at it.

Wish List!!!

It's been awhile since I've posted anything from Etsy. So I thought I'd share my wishlist!!!





I LOVE LOVE LOVE this sparow skull pendant from mrd74. Want. So. Bad.



Can you tell I have a thing for bird skulls? This little gem is from billyblue22.


This adorable print is by Toxicguineapigs.

Squeel!! Wood block print by MarkMason.

Apparently I'm on a bird kick . . . .

Project 365

Catch up again!!!!!!






Ayden eating a cheese roll up (aka a quesadilla rolled)



OMG TILLAMOOK CHEDDAR!!!!



Zan licking the carpet. She's a carpet muncher.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

ART DUMP

This post is just what the title says - an art dump!!! Mainly my recent digital drawings.



Because gas masks are cool. This one took me around 8-10 hours, over a week.




Zan dog!!!! And a cupcake. Because I LOVE cupcakes!!


Sketch of a sparrow in flight. Sparrows are my favorite bird!!



I did this one after I found out that Amy had brain cancer. It's vent art.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Zombie Bear is SHOCKED!!!

Ahhhhhhhhh, my latest critter!



He looks quite shocked, no? Probably thinking "why the hell is my head so cold? And it feels lighter . . ."
Then he's all "oh. My brain is exposed. Because I'm a FREAKING ZOMBIE!!!"
Obligatory brain shot . . . . .


He's 5-way cotter pin jointed for endless fun zombie poses!!!!!

You can see him in my shop right here!

Monday, August 23, 2010

A serious post - because my friend needs your help

I don't often write serious posts. But I am today. Because my friend needs everyone's help and support.

Her name is Amy Goss. She's my friend and coworker in the nursery (for those of you who don't know, I work in a birth center delivering babies). She's 25, was married this past February and is 6 weeks pregnant.

And she was just diagnosed with brain cancer.

Yes, brain cancer.

She never had any symptoms. Last Monday at work, she had just gotten back from a delivery. She was in the nursery, standing by a warmer bed. She then dropped to the floor and had a 2 minute grand mal seizure with posturing (which is not good), and turned blue. A code was called and she was rushed to the ER where she was given Valium and other meds to control the seizure. A CT scan reviled a tumor in her left frontal lobe, behind her left eye. An MRI showed a malignant brain tumor twice the size of what the CT showed.

Tomorrow (Tuesday), she is going to University Hospital in Denver to meet with a neurosurgeon and a neuro oncologist. She WILL be having brain sugery to remove as much of the tumor as possible, followed by chemo and radiation.

What I'm asking for is for you to keep her in your thoughts and prayers. Send a link to this, or her blog to anyone you can. If you have time, leave a comment on her guestbook.
We will probably be setting up a donation page, if anyone is interested. Even with insurance, her medical bills will be tens of thousands at best.

My coworkers and I will be selling grey wrist bands for brain cancer awareness - with ALL procedes going to Amy and her family.

Again, please check out her blog, and keep her in your prayers.

Project 365

This is my sexy wrist brace. I have tendonitis in my wrist and thumb from drawing too much. Seriously.


An adorable raccoon!
Thses are the pics from Aug. 21 and 22nd.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Project 365


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Having fun with sharpies!!!!
Yes. The permanent markers. Hot pink bitches!!!!

Thursday, August 19, 2010

Project 365


Crap! Keep getting behind with these. So. Yesterday and today. Broncos training camp and Ayden's Spiderman puzzle (which he got for FINALLY going poop on the potty).

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Project 365



catch up for yesterday and today.

Irrational Fears

I like to think that each one of us has irrational fears. Even if it's just one. Even if we don't admit it to the people around us.

Or at least thinking that makes me feel better.


See, I have A LOT of irrational fears. Most of them ridiculously dumb. Well, okay, ALL of then ridiculously dumb.


I'm going to share one of them with you. The one my hubby makes fun of me the most for.


I am CONVINCED that if I open my eyes underwater in a swimming pool, there will be a shark, and it will eat me.


I'm dead serious. I've had this fear since I was a little kid.


See, I'll be in a pool, having fun, minding my own business . . .

I duck underwater to wet my hair . . .


I'm all happy . . . . but I feel watched. I open my eyes.

OMG is it behind me? Is there a shark behind me?



OMFG A SHARK IN THE POOL!!! THERE'S AN EFFING SHARK IN THE POOL!!!!!!! WTF?!?!?

Don't judge me. I can't help it if there's sharks in swimming pools waiting to eat me. Maybe people should spend more time cleaning their pools. Then there wouldn't be such a problem with sharks in them.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Project 365 The Weekend Catch Up

A catch up on pics from over the weekend. Because I was lazy. And still am. I have some interesting posts coming up . . . . .


Pigeon egg!



Ayden being awesome!!! As always . . .

Friday, August 13, 2010

Project 365


Ayden has a blue tongue!!

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Project 365



My mink skull! Because skulls are awesome!!!

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Project 365



Herp de derp hurr durr . . . . . .

Monday, August 9, 2010

I MADE A DEMON HORSE WITH A GIMP MASK!!!

Hell yeah!!! I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO made a demon horse with a REMOVABLE GIMP MASK!!!!!!

Oh yeah - and he has a penis.



He looks pretty normal here . . . .albeit with bulgy eyes and removable bondage collar . . .

Holy gimp mask, Batman!!!!!!



Gratuitous genital shot . . . .the papparazzi are all over this one . . . .will probably be all over the tabloids . . . . .

So, my friend Jared has been bugging me to make a plush version of the demon horse that's outsid of Denver International Airport.


Ahhhhhh, there he is . . . .

The one thing Jared kept begging for was a huge cock.

So I made it. With a cock. And a removable gimp mask. And bondage collar. And I named him Jared after my friend.

Because I'm awesome.

Find him in my shop!

Project 365


OMG BLACKBIRD!!! I love blackbirds. And we often have 20-30 in our yard!!!

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Project 365


Ayden sleeping on the couch.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Project 365



Yep. That's an Ayden sized gas mask. For an upcoming photoshoot . . . . . .

Friday, August 6, 2010

Project 365


Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
This is Johnston! He's not mine - he's fan art!!!!
Johnston is a character of GriffSnuff on Deviantart. She is EPIC SAUCE!!!
You HAVE to watch the Johnston animated video she made - it's sooooo freaking funny!!
Also, check out her art - she's fantastic!
Okay . . . .bye!!!

Thursday, August 5, 2010

OMG PRINCE POPPYCOCK!!!!!!!!

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I LOVE PRINCE POPPYCOCK!!!!!!!

Do you watch America's Got Talent?

Prince Poppycock is FREAKING FANTASTIC!!!

OMG CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!


Prince Poppycock happens to be John Quale, a singer/songwriter/performer.

There's John, without his fancy garb.

This guy can SING! He has an amazing, powerful voice, perfect for opera. But he also has this amazing theatrical stage presence. And awesome costumes!! (I love his costumes and makeup)


Jeremy probably thinks I'm a wee bit off my rocker. I have a soft spot for men in drag.

How can you NOT though??????

I mean, COME ON!

The flamboyance, the costumes, the sheer entertainment of it all!!!

Man oh man. If you want to see more of Princ Poppycock, check out his website - he's amazing.

Project 365



Ayden and his tattoos . . . . and his winning smile!

OMG he's cute!!