Zombie Walrus!

Why yes, yes I did make a zombie walrus! And of course I think he looks like Jaime Hyneman from Mythbusters. Come on, every walrus looks like Jaime!

He's rather intimidating, yeah? I'd certainly hate to meet up with him. Well, except if we were on land. I've heard a rumor that walrus are slow on land, all bulky and awkward. 

Look at that kissable face! Never mind the blood and fishy smell. Kiss him!

Available in my Etsy Shop

Zombie Wolf

The latest zombie to be added to my hoard!! A zombie wolf who's been disemboweled. Hooray!

Zombie Chicken

Oh yes. I made a zombie chicken of DOOM! Available in my Etsy shop!

Entry Number One

I made myself a plush sparrow!!!! And I named him Buster Keaton! Oh yes . . .
Anyway, Buster here is my first official admission into A Study in Sparrows. I quite like him. He fits in my palm. In fact, he's sitting in my lap right now :)

New Rats!

Made 2 new ratties for my shop! Yay!!

This little gal is Kiwi. She likes pie.

And Kevin. He's terribly cute!

You can see them both in my shop!

I made MYSELF a plushie!

Yes I did.

This is Bug. My voodoo bunny. I draw him too.

He's too freaking cute to NOT be a plush!!!!

And he's soft. I wuvs him.

New Stuff!

Zombie RACCOON!!!! OMG!

He's all fat and happy!

With maggots! How precious . . . . .

I MADE A DEMON HORSE WITH A GIMP MASK!!!

Hell yeah!!! I SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO made a demon horse with a REMOVABLE GIMP MASK!!!!!!

Oh yeah - and he has a penis.

He looks pretty normal here . . . .albeit with bulgy eyes and removable bondage collar . . .

Holy gimp mask, Batman!!!!!!

Gratuitous genital shot . . . .the papparazzi are all over this one . . . .will probably be all over the tabloids . . . . .

So, my friend Jared has been bugging me to make a plush version of the demon horse that's outsid of Denver International Airport.

Ahhhhhh, there he is . . . .

The one thing Jared kept begging for was a huge cock.

So I made it. With a cock. And a removable gimp mask. And bondage collar. And I named him Jared after my friend.

Because I'm awesome.

Find him in my shop!

Dirk the Zombie Dog

My latest little zombie . . . . . DIRK!!!!

Ayden named him. Which is surprising. Every time I ask him to name something, he just says what it is. His monkey is named monkey, his ladybug is named ladybug . . . .you get the idea.

So when I asked him what we should call the zombie dog, and he yelled out "Dirk", I was shocked!!

Meet Dirk, my little zombie dog!

Isn't he freaking adorable?????? With his head cocked, all inquisative looking . . . .

He's all "I can haz brainz?"

Awwwwwww, little ribbies!

He IS available for adoption - if you think you can handle him!!

Check out my shop!

Or dirk's adoption page!

My latest zombie bunny

Here he is! My latest zombie bunny!

He's pretty hard core. I mean, come on. He's got a lion head.

Om nom nom!

Albino Zombie Squirrel

Yes. It had to be done.

An albino zombie squirrel.

His tail is just vertebrae, and he's holding onto a kidney with the ureter still attached.

Om nom nom! Kidneys are gooooood!

I like him. I think he's cute!

3 Headed Bunny

Why make a 3 headed bunny?

Why not???

2 heads have horns. The main head, a goatee. Because I'm just that awesome.

Cinco de Mayo Chihuahua

I made a bulgy eyed chihuahua for Cinco de Mayo. Why? Because I'm awesome.

He's awefully cute.

And bulgy.

He has fancy ear and belly fabric. With skeletons.

He looks pretty stunned in this pic. Or shocked. Something. He must have seen me naked . . . .

New Stuff!

I was called off from work yesterday and had the house to myself! Woot! So I got busy sewing!

This is Sultan, my latest soul sucker. He's very vain and a bit cocky.

Suka and her son Neko. Darn stinkin' cute, if I may say!

Vladimir the punk rat. He's sporting a dolphin earring 'cause he's bad ass! And Vlad sold 20 minutes after I listed him! Yay!

New things make me happy . . . .

Yes. Yes I DID go there.

Go where, you ask? Well, take a look:

Yeah . . . . . that's a carpet-munching beaver. Zombie, of course.

What? What sexual inuendo? I don't know what you're talking about. He's a beaver. He likes munching carpet. And, um, he's a zombie.

Shut up.

See? You've insulted my beaver with your talks of sexual references and generalized naughtiness.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Insulting my beaver . . . .

My Devil Dog turned out cute

Yep. So my plan was to make a very evil devil dog.

Can you feel the evil?

Neither can I.

He came out quite loveable. And the faux fur I used is ultra soft. So he's hugable too.

His wings are posable and his head is jointed.
Evil.

Zombie Bear

This little guy is my 4th bear! And I do mean little - he's only 6 inches tall standing (4 inches when sitting).

He's 5-way cotter pin jointed, so his arms, legs, and head all turn. His eyes are knida buggy . . .

He's so darn cute! I just wanna mash him!

Ooooo, something nommed his ear off . . .

This guy is in my shop now! Woot! I'm quite proud of him - especially since he is small.

Feature Friday - Jitter Bug Bark

Todays featured shop is Jitter Bug Bark. This is one of the very first shops that I "hearted" on Etsy and I just recently found her on deviantART. Tanya (the brilliant tallent behind Jitter Bug), is a stay-at-home-mom and works in both plush and polymer clay. Her creations amaze and astound me. Seriously. I'm jealous of her plush skills!

She makes these fabulous platypi (is that plural for platypus?). They're so freaking cute! And each one is unique and hand sewn.

How can you not want a platypus?

I'm very much in love with her foxes. The detail in their faces (she thread sculpts them) and the expert craftsmanship . . . .*swoons*

She also has adorable polymer clay critters!

I could show you pictures from her shop all day, but I recommend that you visit Jitter Bug Bark for yourself! And don't forget to check out her deviantART page!

What to write about . . .

I'm sure all of you are aware that yesterday was 09/09/09. Yay. How exciteing. Well, I worked yesterday in the nursery and it was a MAD HOUSE!!! I swear that every one who was 37 weeks preggers or more tried to have their baby yesterday. We did 8 deliveries on my shift and THANK GOD for the NICU! They went to our twin delivery while Libby and I were both at other deliveries. That makes 9 total. And there were 3 still in labor and 3 in triage when I left last night. Seriously? Is the date that important? So none of us got lunch, it was controlled chaos, but darnit - we had some cute babies!!! Most of them boys. I think we had 2 girls.

And just for fun, my Halloween rat!!! He sold last night which is bittersweet. I really like him. In his bat costume with posable wings!

Happy Thursday!!