Matilda

Ahhhhhhh, Matilda. She's a very evil bat. Who wants to eat your face.

She's a new design of mine, and she tried to kill me while I was taking her picture.

Evil.

And you know what else is evil?

That's right. Girl Scout cookies. Because they're delicious. And expensive. And they tempt you where ever you go because those blasted Girl Scouts push them like crack. Freaking crack!

Nothing says Halloween like a scary bat!!

Many of you know that I have a love affair with rats. But did you know that I also love bats? Especially fruit bats!

See?!?!?! Look how scary he is!!! Viscious!! Perfect for Halloween!!!!

Smile!!! He's got nummins on his lips!



How can you not love these guys? They're so freaking cute!!