Matilda

Ahhhhhhh, Matilda. She's a very evil bat. Who wants to eat your face.

She's a new design of mine, and she tried to kill me while I was taking her picture.

Evil.

And you know what else is evil?

That's right. Girl Scout cookies. Because they're delicious. And expensive. And they tempt you where ever you go because those blasted Girl Scouts push them like crack. Freaking crack!