Yeah. I crammed 6 feet of gum in my mouth.

Seriously.

Okay. So I was challenged by fellow Owls team member Tattie Tats. Challenged to do what, you ask? Um, see how much Bubble Tape bubble gum I can chew at one time.

Now, Miss Tattie has a nice little video of herself chewing the gum on her blog. Yeah . . . .I don't. Mainly because I'm too lazy to videotape myself and upload it and whatnot. I also don't know how. Tattie managed to chew 8 freaking feet of bubble tape gum. Holy shitballs why?!?!

I was optomistic. I bought 2 rolls. 2 rolls = 12 feet of gum.

That's 6 feet of gum yo!

I'm gonna get my chew on!

Almost got a full 6 feet in there!

Check out that cheek pooch!

I have a full 6 feet of gum in my mouth. WTF? Now, I probably could have crammed another foot or two of gum in. But, the thing is, I HATE CHEWING GUM!!! Like, the act of chewing gum makes me angry. I'm good for about 2 minutes, but then the fact that I have to keep chewing pisses me off.

Don't judge me.

So I had to spit it out.

Yuck.

But I tried. Jeremy thought I was dumb to take up the challenge and then post it on my blog. But I did this for science. The world is a better place since we know I can fit 6 feet of gum in my mouth.

Your welcome.

And here's the chewed wad. It looks kinda like a testicle.

And now I will "tag" 2 fellow bloggers to take up the challenge! Yeah!

1. Laura from MABJewelry

2. Amber from What the french, toast?

Go get your chew on!

I can't believe I'm posting this . . . .TESTICLES!!

Okay. So a couple of weeks ago, I had a valid medical question. Valid in my twisted mind at least. I was at work and wondering, if a guy had one of his testicles removed, would the remaining testicle stay in it's own sack, or would it kind of migrate around? I posed this question to my coworkers (remember, I'm an OB/GYN nurse), and a couple of proud new dads who happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time (I'm very professional - I know).

No one had a good answer! Funny ones, but hey, I wanted hard medical data (actually, I wanted a laugh).

Fast forward to today, where I looked it up on the interwebs!

Yeah - my google search line was "if I only had one testicle, which way would it hang". OMG the stuff that popped up.

Anyway, the surgical procedure is called orchiectomy. The testicle is removed through a small incision in the lower pelvis. It's a quick procedure - about 45 minutes. I read through several medical journals explaining the procedure and anatomy (including pics!). I won't bore you with that. Testicles are gross and not terribly exciting. And they're just weird looking. All wrinkly and pendulous . . . . .ewww.

But I found my answer - the remaining testicle will stay in it's own sack! Woot! I feel so accomplished today!!

And I was going to share a pic, but, well . . . .I figured y'all could look up your own porn.

So here's Zan. Looking excited as always.

You're welcome.