Stubby and Ed

We all know I make weird stuff. Stubby and Ed are no exception.

Stubby is a squirrel. So named for his stubby tail and ears. And Ed . . . . . . well, Ed is his parasitic twin.

Who's just a head. On Stubby's back.

Ed looks a bit, um, crazy. Which he is.

They're looking for a new home!!!

Rock Out With Your Cock Out!

Occasionally I like to share disturbing shit with you. Like this:

BAD-ASS COCK PANTS!!!!

You're welcome.

Conversations with Jeremy

The other day, Jeremy was trimming his goatee. After I had just cleaned the bathroom. He always seems to need to shave or trim the same day I clean the bathroom. Without fail. So of course I have to give him a hard time about the hair on the sink. And then he starts trimming his eyebrows.
His eyebrows y'all.
I snicker at him.

Jeremy: What?

Me: Nothing. You're just trimming your eyebrows. You're a guy.

Jeremy: So? I have some old man hairs.

Me: Old man hairs?

Jeremy: You know, longer hairs? Old man hairs? If I had old man hairs in my nose I'd trim them too.

Me: That's just gross.

Jeremy: If I had long nose hair, what would you tell me?

Me: To trim it.

Jeremy: See? I thought that would be "gross".

Me: My point exactly.

Jeremy: *shakes his head* I don't understand you. *makes a slurping noise and wipes his mouth*

Me: Did you just drool? Are you drooling?

Jeremy: Yeah. (sarcastically) My own hair makes me drool. *mummbles something I can't quite make out*

Me: Did you just say you're being spontaneous?

Jeremy: Yes. Spontaneous. My hair makes me drool and act spontaneously.

Me: Okay. Now that's just weird. And if it were true I'd be all 'dude, you're weird'. And you'd say 'don't judge me man.' And I'd be all 'whatever! I'll judge you if I want!' and then I'd throw a donut at your head. Well, a bear claw, 'cause those are stickier.

Jeremy: *walking away* I don't get you.

Yes, I'm truly that awesome.

Fun Christmas ornaments!

Ah, yes. 'Tis the season to break out the ornaments to make your slowly dying tree look pretty. Or your plastic one look more festive.

. . . .I kid!!! I love Christmas and Christmas trees! So I thought I'd share some Christmas ornaments I found on Etsy! But, seeing how I'm also pretty icky, well, I gotta share some icky-ish ornaments!

Hell yes!! This IS a crap bunny ornament!! From spidercamp!

Hooray for cooties!!! From igotcooties!

Vicious, killer heart ornaments from morrgan!

Why yes!! Yes that IS meat ornaments for your tree! Why the hell not?! By zaennabanana.

Look! It's a vagina for your tree!!! Don't need a vagina, you say? Stiletto also has penis ornaments!

I hope you enjoyed our little journey into the wacky side of Christmas ornaments!

I'm seriously considering the vagina . . .