Okay. So have you ever gone to Urban Dictionary? You should. It's funny. So there's a facebook status update going around to put your first name into urban dictionary and then post that as your status. Of course, I had to do it. And here's what I got:
A zombie ninja-fairy. She has 223 sexy points and is so lame she's cool. She invented the Napkin to English Dictionary and all that lies within. She was the leader of the ever-powerful Spork Conspiracy.
If it weren't for the foot gnomes, Cami would be ruling the universe by now.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!! That's TOTALLY me!!
So I drew a picture of me as a zombie ninja fairy!
Oh yeah. I'd be HOT as a zombie ninja fairy!!