Craigslist rules

Found on Craigslist for Colorado Springs:

"Thats right, you read the title correctly!!!! THIS WILL BE THE BADDEST VACUUM YOU EVER HAVE BOUGHTON FROM CRAIGSLIST. ITS A BADASS BISSEL, NOT NO SISSY BISSEL.

I'm pretty sure it has a jet engine that's designed to suck a golf ball through a straw, it's only compitition is a black hole, but lets face, we'll never be able to test this theory, unless, of course your Chuck Norris.

If it wasnt for this superstrength cargo net, my dog would have been sucked right up. Currently it's set up to run off of your standard 110v outlet, but i'm pretty sure you can buy an add on to convert it to jet fuel, but i just didnt want my house smelling like burnt jet fuel.

It's also bagless, so that means you can suck the dirt up inside your house and send it packin right back outside. THERES NO ROOM FOR DIRT IN MY HOUSE (Thats what you say when you dump the canister out)

It has a couple attachments, like a magical wand that extends the sucking distance by like 5 ft and it also comes with a little brush sucker thingy, i dont have the manual so i'm just giving its descriptive name.

I'm saving up to buy a black hole from Chuck so every penny counts.

Thanks for looking If you inquire about my product and then decide your not manly enough to handle that much sucking power, please let me know so I can sell it to someone else. NO HARD FEELINGS."

Here's the linky, in case you can't enlarge the pic.

FREAKING AWESOME!