Well, I've given up and I'm going to see my doctor on Friday. I've been checking my blood sugars at work (I'm a nurse - I have access to glucometers. Stop judging me). The one that concerned me was my fasting blood sugar. I didn't eat or drink anything except water for 12 hours and my sugar was 98. Two points below meeting the pre-diabetes threshold.
So yeah. I'm pretty stoked that I might be pre-diabetic.
Stupid diabeetus cat.
I'll post more on Friday after I see my doctor.