Sunday, January 31, 2010
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Why was I admitted? I'm glad you asked! Let me tell you . . . . .
So Thursday night around 10pm I had some cramping and gas pain. Felt like I was a little bloated and constipated. So I go to sleep and wake up around midnight, cramping and gassy, and I have a bowel movement (BM). No relief. So I go back to bed and kinda roll around in pain, drift off, then roll around in pain some more. Next thing I know, it's 4am. I get up, still cramping and gassy, have another BM, and decide to take some milk of magnesia to try and move things along. I go and lay on the couch, the pain building and building. I can't sit cause it hurts, I can't lay down because it hurts and I can't breath. At 5am, I finally wake Jeremy and have him bring me the phone so I can call in sick.
I felt like an idiot. I'm all, 'hi Amy. It's Cami. I hate to do this to you but I need to call in sick. I have horrible gas pain and I can't stand up straight.' Duuuuuuuude, I called in sick with gas pain.
So Jeremy takes Ayden to his mom's, and comes back to make sure I'm doing okay. By this point, I'm not. I'm in a great deal of pain and it's only getting worse. So off to the ER we go!
By the time the ER doctor comes to check me out, I'm in tears I hurt so bad. Labor was not nearly as painful.
I have x-rays, blood work, an abdominal ultrasound, CT scan, and then a transvaginal ultrasound done. I had a cyst on my right ovary burst and begin bleeding into my abdominal cavity. Yay! So I'm admitted to be watched and to get my pain under control.
Thankfully, my pain is much better. Not gone, as I have an abdomin filled with blood, but tolerable. I just had blood drawn and am waiting to get the results. Those will dictate whether I get to go home, or have surgery.
Friday, January 29, 2010
See? Gorgeous necklaces!
And delightful earrings!
I recommend you visit her shop.
Oh, and her blog is pretty kick ass too.
Thursday, January 28, 2010
He wants to steal your heart! And your brains . . . . .
Om nom nom nom!!
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
He's so darn cute! I just wanna mash him!
Ooooo, something nommed his ear off . . .
This guy is in my shop now! Woot! I'm quite proud of him - especially since he is small.
Monday, January 25, 2010
See that? Yum!!
So yeah, I know he's gay and all, but you can't deny his hottness!!!
Nor can you deny his raw talent. And yes, I have downloaded his CD - and it rocks. Not to mention that he has a theatrical background which makes his onstage performances a treat to watch.
Okay. I'll stop drooling now.
What do you think? Do you think my son likes Spiderman?
Sadly, this isn't all his Spiderman stuff. Not pictured: placemat, 3 sets of pj's, 2 shirts, 1 hoodie, blanket, pillow, decals on his walls, and various other toys that are in his room at the moment (he's asleep right now and I'll be damned if I'm going to wake him!).
Sunday, January 24, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Friday, January 22, 2010
I love these colorful knitted fingerless gloves. The colors are scrumptuous!
This scarf if beautiful and perfect for Valentines day!
This chunky cowl will keep you warm!!
Jaime also does amigurumi. I have a bull from her, which I love!
Visit her shop and show her some love!
By the way, Jaime, I'm still waiting on that cow butt!
Thursday, January 21, 2010
She's a new design of mine, and she tried to kill me while I was taking her picture.
And you know what else is evil?
That's right. Girl Scout cookies. Because they're delicious. And expensive. And they tempt you where ever you go because those blasted Girl Scouts push them like crack. Freaking crack!
So I'm up at 5;30 this morning to get ready for work and do this post and I'm all 'what the hell should I take a picture of?'
See, it's 5:30 am, I didn't sleep well last night, and I haven't had coffee. So I snapped a pic of one of my Oaxacan carvings (pronounced wa-ha-can). Oaxaca is a state in Mexico and I absolutely LOVE these carvings. They are said to represent the dreams of the people doing the carving.
I'd love to do my own carvings. But my dreams can be weird. Go figure.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
And here's Blaze. He has a mohawk too. He's all, "check out my mohawk bitches! Hell yeah!" Blaze has a potty mouth.
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
WAAAAAY creepy! I'd love this as a Halloween prop!
Zombie Easter Bunny, anyone?
It's surprising, really, that I like these dolls. No, really. I hate porcelain dolls. They scare me. They follow me with their eyes and plot my death.
But make them even more creepy, and I like them.
Wanna see more? Pop on over to Creepy Dolls!
Why is my self portrait a horse (or, more accurately, the horse's ass)?
Let me tell you a story. Last night Jeremy and I are getting ready for bed (no, it's not that kind of story). He kind of gets in my way, like he wants a hug or something. So I go to give him a hug and he moves back a little and turns his head side to side, and looks up, staring at me the whole time. So I'm all, dude, what are you doing? And he's all, "if I was a chick, I'd be very upset right now." (and I'm thinking, if you were a chick, I'd totally be a lesbian, and how the hell did you impregnate me 4 years ago??). And he's still kinda looking up so I look at the ceiling, and I'm all, what? Is there something on the ceiling? Are there spiders? There had better not be any spiders, and he puts his hands on his face. Then I'm all Oh. My. God. You freaking shaved!! And he's all, "see? You don't even notice these things." Hey - I notice things. Just apparently not the obvious things.
So, we've been together for 10 years. 10 YEARS. And for the whole 10 years he's had a goatee. Duuuuuuuuuude, he shaved off his goatee and I didn't notice!
So I'm an oblivious horse's ass.
But I'm still awesome.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
Stop laughing. I am a lady. A crude, politically incorrect, zombie obsessed lady, but a lady none-the-less.
So anyway, the shop giving away wonderful free things is Muffin Top Designs. Check out her shop - it's FREAKING AWESOME! But she's not hosting it on her own blog (which you can visit here). Nope! It's being hosted by Epicurean Style!
What do you win?
These ridiculously awesome kick-ass earrings! Hand hammered and cold forged Argentine silver. Want.But remember, I'm not a jerk so I feel the need to share more of her wonderful designs!
I love these rings! Hand hammered silver and copper. She has such a lovely variety in her shop. And I love how all her jewelry has a loose, organic feel to it.
Her Nest Egg series is equally impressive and beautiful.
Alright. You've got the linkies above. So I suggest you visit Muffin Top's shop and visit the blogs.
Just don't enter the giveaway - I don't want more competition.
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Icky toesies! Hell yeah! Those are Zan's toesies. Hey, I never promised that Project 365 would be riveting every day. But Zan's toes are a part of my life. They're icky, they smell like Doritos, she puts them on me . . . . .eew.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
And Japanese maple seeds - very unique and pretty!
I can envision Zan's icky-cute face on one of these!
Very fun stuff!
Alright - back to the giveaway! Want to know what you can win?Eeep! Cute earrings using film negatives! These would look soooo cute with my new sweater from Victoria's Secret!! Rawr!
Alright - to enter you need to visit Miss MAB!
And don't forget to check out The Lost Earring - you're sure to find something you love!